Leg Avenue Lion Cub Costume

‘Big Chest and the Lion’

[Prelude to After Eve II: Big Chest]

By Dennis L. Siluk

The Man-eaters, as they were known, other than as supposed or expected called the lions, jaguars, tigers of the ancient days, were not much dissimilar than, the new breed, so named by Short-legs as “The Stone-Builder’s,” the reason being, they had no second thoughts regarding killing the members of the Horde, nor the Branch-People; rather they seemed to harbor thoughts and acts as if they were summoned to do so, a responsibility that had to be announced; thus, all the inhabitants in these two areas were beastly trophies to them. The Folk in the Horde, along with various others of the Branch-People were terrified in a way of the new invaders of the land, the new neighbors, and their fathomless predator style of hunting. They were a threat more severe than the famine or the plague that had vanquished the land in the past.

I had seen one time Big-chest walk into a campsite of theirs, the Stone-Builders that is, I tried to tell this story to my brother Stern-toes, once, but I never could explain it right, but I think he got the jest of it, if not the seriousness, we did both laugh at the Stone-builders for hours on end, afterwards. As I was regarding to say, Short-legs and Little-eyes witnessed this whole happening from a distance of course. The Stone-Builders were full of what they called ‘wone, or wine,” something along that order, some sounds take me back a bit, they had new sounds all the time, ones never heard of before their arrival on the scene. Well, Big-chest, noticed in the evening, they had killed a man-either; there were four of them at a campfire, just laughing, and drinking, and being playful like a group of little cubs. Actually they did get a little over physical with one another, like the wild boars after one of us, wanting to eat us for dinner, and then settled down again. It was winter so there was a chill in the air, and not much leafy trees to hide us, but we remained in the distant woods nonetheless, with a pile of leaves at our knees in case we necessitated to camouflage ourselves more.

As always, Big-chest was convinced of his abilities, he stood in the woods, no shadow, just a big blob of muscle, fuzzy hair and sharp beady little squinty eyes, pinned on the four individuals, and their lion. He was actually blocking our resourcefulness a bit, but I think he did that because he wanted to show his audience, who was the king. Then unsuspected, he walked into the camp, amid the four, he had seen their weapons by the fire, where the lion was. He was swaying his body like huge trees in a storm. Closer and closer he came to the fire, no one noticed, can’t figure it out, could they not listen him, for I could, way back in the woods. His fingers closely touching the ground, he had long thick arms, fingers, and perturbing muscles. Then all of a sudden two of the four turned their necks to see what was in back of them, and closely went into shock, the other two stood up, all four were galore fifteen feet from their weapons. The two who were squatting, were nearest to the fire, the other two where a little further away, standing, I think one was freeing himself, he made a puddle and was attempting to cover it up, we just went, wherever, and whenever we had to.

Big-chest took his right hand, hit the head of one of the squatters as he was regarding to stand, and his head flopped like a dead fish out of water; flopping back and forth, as if to jump back into the creek. The other one tried to get to his weapon, but Big-chest picked him up by one leg, his penis showing, they all liked covering them up for a heap of reason, and Big-chest just laughed, and tossed him into the fire, after twisting him with regards to for a few seconds, breaking the leg in various places I expect. Then one of the two standing routed himself through the woods yelling something like, “hhhh eel pppp…!!” Not sure what that meant. The last one, I call him the brave one, pulled out a sharp object, in regards to the length of his hand, and stood in front of Big-chest as if he was going to fight him. He looked similar to a banana equated to him. I asked myself, ‘is he crazy, run! And run fast, while you can.’ Big-chest just looked dumfounded at the figure in front of him, and picked him up, picked up the seven feed lionesses, and put her over his shoulder, the crazy Stone-Builder charged at him for the duration of this event and Big-chest with a quick turn, knocked the man on the ground with the man-eater still well balanced over his shoulder. Then like a dead fish, he kicked him in the mid section, sweeping him into the fire. He could not move.

Early winter

We had no way of knowing which winter would be good to us or bad for us, and winter this one year had come early, and consequently our feed supply was depleted rather quickly. When Little-eyes and I returned back to the cave that evening we had told in our symbolic way, at the Banana Cave, the entire horde how Big-chest killed the Eve people. And you could listen the laughing for miles around. I think Big-chest had taken his trophy to a cave in our area, and was having dinner at the time. We liked any individual who could out smart the Stone-people, they were smug and we were helpless equated to them, most of the time. And so it felt good if anything. But our surprise would come in the morning.

Morning

In the morning when various of us looked out our cave, in the center of the canyon style area, we seen half a lion torn open, in the center, it was a treasure, and all of us speedily ran to eat what meat Big-chest had left for us. Big-chest was not always so generous, but for galore odd reason, he knew we were starving for numerous protean, and our bodies where starting to show our ribs. Aimless to say, this never happened again, but we all gave Big-chest a smile as we walked proudly out of our cave-canyon.


Leg Avenue Lion Cub Costume

3 pc. costume. Includes dress, tail, leg warmers, headband. Does not include shoes.
Available in Kids Sizes: Small( Height 45″-52″, Weight 45-64 lbs, Chest 22″) Medium( Height 52″-54″, Weight 64-72 lbs, Chest 24.5) and Large( Height 54- 57″, Weight 72-81 lbs, Chest 26″).

Leg Avenue Lion Cub Costume

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Leg Avenue Lion Cub Costume

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Leg Avenue Lion Cub Costume

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Leg Avenue Lion Cub Costume

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3Cute costume but size was rather dissimilar than listed
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Size issues scarcely let us use this costume altough it was cute and went w/our Wizard of Oz Theme for our daughter who wanted to be a lion. The size was not even close to accurate. Our 5 year old was littler than any of the measurements listed but the costume was scarcely big sufficient to fit her. Our 8 year old fell within the size listed. We tried to order the next size and it was much more prominent and too huge for her. The size issues cost us further and added cash attempting to order the next size up for a better fit. The leggings could not even go over her feet. I cut the bottom to open them up a litte.

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